My Christmas story

Hi friends, this writer's block syndrome is a serious issue. So sorry there was no Christmas day post but I have a short story to tell. Grab a bottle of coke and popcorn and read on...

I spent 14 hours on my journey back home on Tuesday, *sighs. Not only was the traffic killing, the entire trip was just too somehow; though am grateful to God for journey mercies. Just in front of me were two lovers (from what I figured, he was taking her home upon the request of his folks), a couple with their two kids sat beside me. Also on the bus were some funny Warri people, the driver, two fowls, their owner (she sat in the front seat by the driver and let us at the back inhale the fowl poop) and of course me.

MY DOPE CITY

On the 18^th of September (exactly 3 months today), I left all behind: family, friends and all have come to love and travelled down South to experience another side of life. It was with mixed feelings but I had to make that move all thanks to NYSC. Trying to get acquainted with my new environment, I noticed a lot of things and I’ll love to share them with you.

OPEN LETTER TO GOD

Dear Lord,

I’ve decided to focus my thoughts on other things, e.g. my unborn children. So this is it, I like having guys around me (they are fun to be with, I tell you). In that light, 2 boys and a girl will do. Would have preferred three guys though, but let’s just have a girl in the picture. I love twins ehn… kai, so I want them first: a boy and a girl. I already have names for them sef: Anna and Andrew. Per adventure I don’t give birth to a boy, I will name one of the girls Andrew (Word’s can’t express how much I love the name)….